Three beautiful secret agents with the skills and the smarts, and better yet, who know how to Pound It! We have eight treatments in development – here’s the first one. Check out the eye candy!
Brooke Shields is the brunette Angel who Pounds Apples, speaks 183 languages and dialects, and designs custom weapons systems for rebel armies.
Busy Philipps is the blonde Angel who Pounds Pizza and looks adorable doing so, but is also a master of disguises and fights MMA in her time off.
And of course, we all know who the ass-kicking redhead Pretzel Pounding Angel is gonna be…
And if you can fit Crispin into it again, he likes to Pound Kebabs, but we haven’t figured out what kind of meat and veggie combo suits him. We are open to suggestions. But probably lamb and onion. And cherry tomatoes.
Do you love it, or do you love it? You love it, right? Give us a jingle! #CPI