Sorry 2010, we can’t leave it like that. Here’s a cuddly polar bear POUNDING a watermelon!

Take care 2010, nice knowing ya!

I see you all eyeballing my melon - nobody pounds this one but me!

I'm gonna go over there and stick my head into this thing...

HELLO! Echo... echo... echo...

Okay. Enough. Please watch these two pound it.

Apparently, these two aren’t going to leave us alone until you take a look at them as they pound it.  So please, take a look so we can put this behind us.

Pray for a better 2011.

Good.  Done.  Happy now?  Do we have all the pounding morons out of the way now?  Anyone else so desperate for attention that you simply have to…  wait a minute…

Fuck.

We’re outta here.  Have a great New Years everyone – see you in ’11!

Here Comes the Hulkster! HULK POUND!

The Pythons are guiding this particular Pound right down the gullet.

So tan, so pumped. Why isn't he a Governor yet?

Uh oh…  who’s that knocking?

Oh for fuck's sake...

Stay with us folks – we’ll get this squared away.  CPI

Ah, Kate Bosworth… such a Pretty Pounder!

Truly one of the hottest pounders of 2010.  Good Stuff, Kate!

Those eyes, those hands, those choppers...

Wait a minute – what’s this?

Great.

Just ignore them.  Hopefully they’ll go away.

Adrien Brody POUNDS a FORKFUL!

Or possibly a spoonful.  We can’t see his hand.  Nice bracelet, though.

Is that coleslaw?

Heidi Klum could probably fit a few more noodles on that fork, but still, Well Pounded, Heidi!

Quite a babe.  Quite a pounding.

We'd Pound That.

Another Double-Down Super Pound – Here’s Shia!

So you’re Shia LaBeouf, and you’re between takes, and you see a delicious banana just sitting there.  So you approach…

"Hello Banana, I'm Shia LaBeouf."

You start talking, turns out you have a lot in common, so you go find a quiet spot to get to know each other.  Then the banana brings up Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  Down the belly hatch with you, Ms. Banana!

I can still hear you talking, banana!

Let the Pounding begin – here’s AnnaLynne McCord!

First, a harsh banana.

Note how she holds her hair back - THAT'S Pounding.

Second, a giant cinnamon twist.

Stand by, apple juice - you're on deck!

Tom Cruise Pounding It Between Takes

We don’t know what to make of those shoes.

Wayfarers and spats will be the new look of 2011.

Hey Uma Thurman, do you mind if we watch you Pound It?

It’s Pure Pounding Perfection.  From the outfit to the pose to the angle of the fork to the background, it’s almost as if Uma walked out the door this morning and said “wait til they see me Pound It today.”

Gorgeous.