Hot enough for ya? Well prepare for the old mercury to bump up a few more degrees as Mr. Gosling and Ms. Theron give a couple of ice cream bars a good Pounding! Charlize has “Mad Max – Fury Road” coming up soon, and Ryan has a film with Terrence Malick coming up, as of yet untitled – 2015 is going to be a hell of a year in film!
She is really something else altogether. Cool Berry!
Finest actor of his generation? Very possible! Now who else wants ice cream?
Keep it real and stay cool, Pounders! #CPI
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We hope everyone out there, celebrities and non-celebrities alike, will have a wonderful Independence Day weekend – if you’re in any other country in the world aside from the USA, we hope you just have a generally nice, typical 2-day weekend. Please groove on this glimpse of mega-cutie Paris Hilton as she Pounds a Petite Slice of Pizza. Happy 4th! #CPI
We love you, Paris!
Nectarine Margaritas (Nectaritas) are actually pretty good. Fuck limes!
Is anyone else getting sick of seeing countries around the world who can’t take care of their shit? Terror parties are sweeping through Iraq on their way to Baghdad while the local armies (which we spent many years, many lives and many millions training) sit by and let themselves get beheaded rather than fight their own country’s extremists, and now, the Mexican cartels have a stranglehold on our lime imports. We are in the middle of a 400% price increase. This is getting pretty tiresome. Come on world – step up and TCOYB! Which stands for “Take Care Of Your Business.”
There are plenty of other non-lime routes that we can go with – check here! Let the cartels sit on those limes – we can get by!
Here you go, Mr. President – have a chocolate truffle. They’re locally sourced. USA! USA!
The show is light on dialogue, but the first row smells DELIGHTFUL.
It’s been a while since we put up a current Celebrity Who Is In The Process Of Pounding It. To be honest, our research department has been going through the innernets for a good while, and we keep coming up with the same celebrities Pounding the same stuff. We thought it was pretty much done at this point. So the question is, how have these incredible Melon and Mango Pounding pics of Jack Nicholson suddenly popped up out of nowhere?
This is what Pounding It is all about!
Seriously, where the fuck did these come from?
My goodness, this has made the CPI offices positively jubilant! Mr. Nicholson, thank you very much for being so awesome. #CPI and the world in general appreciate it!
Har Mar Superstar is the Man. No two ways about it. Very possibly the greatest performer of all time. He gives his listeners everything he has every single time he steps to the microphone. His new album, “Bye Bye 17,” is coming out on April 23, and after listening to a few tracks on his site (www.harmarsuperstar.com), we at the CPI offices are hooked. If “Prisoner” isn’t the Song of the Summer 2014, there is no hope for any of us.
Pre-order “Bye Bye 17” on Amazon.com – you can go right to it here: http://amzn.to/Q7RIWc
With that bit of business out of the way, here is Har Mar Superstar Pounding It. Enjoy.
Thank you to Funny or Die for this pic!