Mary Elizabeth Winstead is Pounding a Sprinkly Donut with a Sweet Shrug!

She’s got the skills and she’s got the presence, and she pulls it off with a “who, me?” cuteness. She stars in “Kill The Messenger” with Jeremy Renner in October – you know we’re going to be the first in line for tickets! Keep on Pounding It, Mary Elizabeth!

Love the nails, Liz!

Love the nails, Liz!

Forget about Planking and Twerking, Charlize Theron and Ryan Gosling are introducing #ShadesPounding!

Hot enough for ya? Well prepare for the old mercury to bump up a few more degrees as Mr. Gosling and Ms. Theron give a couple of ice cream bars a good Pounding! Charlize has “Mad Max – Fury Road” coming up soon, and Ryan has a film with Terrence Malick coming up, as of yet untitled – 2015 is going to be a hell of a year in film!

She is really something else altogether.  Cool Berry!

She is really something else altogether. Cool Berry!

Finest actor of his generation?  Very possible!  Now who else wants ice cream?

Finest actor of his generation? Very possible! Now who else wants ice cream?

Keep it real and stay cool, Pounders! #CPI

Paris Hilton Pounding For The Weekend (to be sung to the tune of Loverboy’s “Everybody’s Working for the Weekend”)

We hope everyone out there, celebrities and non-celebrities alike, will have a wonderful Independence Day weekend – if you’re in any other country in the world aside from the USA, we hope you just have a generally nice, typical 2-day weekend. Please groove on this glimpse of mega-cutie Paris Hilton as she Pounds a Petite Slice of Pizza. Happy 4th! #CPI

We love you, Paris!

We love you, Paris!

Hey Chris Hardwick – you’re Pounding It, but you don’t appear to be Enjoying It.

We love you buddy! @midnight is kicking ass, the @nerdist podcast is some serious next level shit – and that is one big-ass (and probably delicious) chocolate chip cookie you’re Pounding. But if you’re not happy, then what’s the point of it all?

Thanks to Wired.com for bumming us out.

We hope the grind isn’t starting to get to you. If you ever want to just unload, shoot the shit for a while, please give us a call. We would love to hang. In the meantime, check out these guys from @onedirection as they do a number on a Granny Smith. Maybe it will help you to rediscover the joys of Pounding It.

We could all take a lesson on CheerPounding from 1D.

We could all take a lesson on CheerPounding from 1D.

Let’s make #Summer2014 a season of happiness!  Whaddaya say, world?

President Obama is Pounding a Sweet, Delicious Holy Hell… $2.99 a Pound for Limes?! Is That a Misprint?

Nectarine Margaritas (Nectaritas) are actually pretty good.  Fuck limes!

Nectarine Margaritas (Nectaritas) are actually pretty good. Fuck limes!

Is anyone else getting sick of seeing countries around the world who can’t take care of their shit? Terror parties are sweeping through Iraq on their way to Baghdad while the local armies (which we spent many years, many lives and many millions training) sit by and let themselves get beheaded rather than fight their own country’s extremists, and now, the Mexican cartels have a stranglehold on our lime imports. We are in the middle of a 400% price increase. This is getting pretty tiresome. Come on world – step up and TCOYB! Which stands for “Take Care Of Your Business.”

There are plenty of other non-lime routes that we can go with – check here! Let the cartels sit on those limes – we can get by!

Here you go, Mr. President – have a chocolate truffle.  They’re locally sourced.  USA! USA!

Here you go, Mr. President – have a chocolate truffle. They’re locally sourced. USA! USA!

Sofia Vergara Pounds It Onstage in her One Woman Show, “I Alone Will Pound This Entire Pizza”, Written and Directed By Sofia Vergara

The show is light on dialogue, but the first row smells DELIGHTFUL.

Brava!!

Brava!!

Okay – Where The Fuck Did These Jack Nicholson Poundings Come From?

It’s been a while since we put up a current Celebrity Who Is In The Process Of Pounding It. To be honest, our research department has been going through the innernets for a good while, and we keep coming up with the same celebrities Pounding the same stuff. We thought it was pretty much done at this point. So the question is, how have these incredible Melon and Mango Pounding pics of Jack Nicholson suddenly popped up out of nowhere?

Absolutely Amazing!

Absolutely Amazing!

This is what Pounding It is all about!

This is what Pounding It is all about!

Seriously, where the fuck did these come from?

Seriously, where the fuck did these come from?

My goodness, this has made the CPI offices positively jubilant!  Mr. Nicholson, thank you very much for being so awesome. #CPI and the world in general appreciate it!