Jennifer Lawrence Engages in a Very Public Pizza Pounding!

We admire Miz Lawrence for a number of reasons. First, she’s a great actress. Second, she seems like someone who would be fun to hang with. Third, in a snapshot of the first 5 rows at the Oscars, where there were many in possession of a slice of pizza, only one person had the courage to jam it in there and Pound It, sauce stains be damned. We salute you, Jennifer!

Gorgeous!

Gorgeous!

Olivia Munn is Pounding Pizza Like a Champ!

Ms. Munn is an amazing actress and a presence unlike any other. She lights up the room like a 1500 watt halogen fuckin’ heatlamp. And when she Pounds It, everything else in the world matters just a little less. Olivia, you RULE.

Damn!

Damn!

Albert Hammond Jr. and Julian Casablancas are In-Flight Pounding It!

If you don’t love what you do, what’s the point?

If you don’t love what you do, what’s the point?

Look at these two! They’ve been good buddies for a long time, and makers of some of the best rock and roll of the last century. We’re big fans of their work, together and apart, here at the #CPI offices. And when we came across this pic of them Pounding It somewhere over the Atlantic in the early days of the millennium, we had to share it.

Destroying a couple of parfaits, presumably.

Destroying a couple of parfaits, presumably.

The Voidz new album “Tyranny” comes out on September 23 of this year – more info here: http://juliancasablancas.com/

Albert Hammond Jr’s third album, “AHJ,” is AMAZING. You should buy it RIGHT NOW. You can find it on the @CultRecords site here: http://store.cultrecords.com/products/ahj-1

Keep it up, fellas! You rule.  #CPI

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is Pounding a Sprinkly Donut with a Sweet Shrug!

She’s got the skills and she’s got the presence, and she pulls it off with a “who, me?” cuteness. She stars in “Kill The Messenger” with Jeremy Renner in October – you know we’re going to be the first in line for tickets! Keep on Pounding It, Mary Elizabeth!

Love the nails, Liz!

Love the nails, Liz!

Forget about Planking and Twerking, Charlize Theron and Ryan Gosling are introducing #ShadesPounding!

Hot enough for ya? Well prepare for the old mercury to bump up a few more degrees as Mr. Gosling and Ms. Theron give a couple of ice cream bars a good Pounding! Charlize has “Mad Max – Fury Road” coming up soon, and Ryan has a film with Terrence Malick coming up, as of yet untitled – 2015 is going to be a hell of a year in film!

She is really something else altogether.  Cool Berry!

She is really something else altogether. Cool Berry!

Finest actor of his generation?  Very possible!  Now who else wants ice cream?

Finest actor of his generation? Very possible! Now who else wants ice cream?

Keep it real and stay cool, Pounders! #CPI

Paris Hilton Pounding For The Weekend (to be sung to the tune of Loverboy’s “Everybody’s Working for the Weekend”)

We hope everyone out there, celebrities and non-celebrities alike, will have a wonderful Independence Day weekend – if you’re in any other country in the world aside from the USA, we hope you just have a generally nice, typical 2-day weekend. Please groove on this glimpse of mega-cutie Paris Hilton as she Pounds a Petite Slice of Pizza. Happy 4th! #CPI

We love you, Paris!

We love you, Paris!

Hey Chris Hardwick – you’re Pounding It, but you don’t appear to be Enjoying It.

We love you buddy! @midnight is kicking ass, the @nerdist podcast is some serious next level shit – and that is one big-ass (and probably delicious) chocolate chip cookie you’re Pounding. But if you’re not happy, then what’s the point of it all?

Thanks to Wired.com for bumming us out.

We hope the grind isn’t starting to get to you. If you ever want to just unload, shoot the shit for a while, please give us a call. We would love to hang. In the meantime, check out these guys from @onedirection as they do a number on a Granny Smith. Maybe it will help you to rediscover the joys of Pounding It.

We could all take a lesson on CheerPounding from 1D.

We could all take a lesson on CheerPounding from 1D.

Let’s make #Summer2014 a season of happiness!  Whaddaya say, world?