The Gorgeous Eva Mendes is Pounding a Slightly Modified Bruschetta with Grace and Style

Have you ever come across a celebrity as he or she was Pounding It, and it pretty much made your heart jump out of your chest, simply because the Pounding looked so incredibly beautiful? You probably just felt it now, after seeing the performance that Eva just put on. Is she the greatest or what? Every time we put on the DVD of “The Place Beyond the Pines” down here at the CPI offices, everybody is in tears by the end of the first act. It’s all you, Eva! We love you!

Up and In There!

Up and In There!

Mary-Kate Olsen Ultra-Action Pound!

David Tra (aka @dtra) shared a little something with us, and by a little something, we mean the most awesome and wildly vicious Celebrity Pounding we have ever seen. We’re going to give the up-front hap tip to Us Weekly, but we have a feeling that they are not going to allow us to use this image. If it gets taken down, please don’t blame it on David. Blame us. We can take it.

We could really use a good chomping sound effect right here.  Please use your imaginations.

We could really use a good chomping sound effect right here. Please use your imaginations.

Jennifer Lawrence Engages in a Very Public Pizza Pounding!

We admire Miz Lawrence for a number of reasons. First, she’s a great actress. Second, she seems like someone who would be fun to hang with. Third, in a snapshot of the first 5 rows at the Oscars, where there were many in possession of a slice of pizza, only one person had the courage to jam it in there and Pound It, sauce stains be damned. We salute you, Jennifer!

Gorgeous!

Gorgeous!

Olivia Munn is Pounding Pizza Like a Champ!

Ms. Munn is an amazing actress and a presence unlike any other. She lights up the room like a 1500 watt halogen fuckin’ heatlamp. And when she Pounds It, everything else in the world matters just a little less. Olivia, you RULE.

Damn!

Damn!

Albert Hammond Jr. and Julian Casablancas are In-Flight Pounding It!

If you don’t love what you do, what’s the point?

If you don’t love what you do, what’s the point?

Look at these two! They’ve been good buddies for a long time, and makers of some of the best rock and roll of the last century. We’re big fans of their work, together and apart, here at the #CPI offices. And when we came across this pic of them Pounding It somewhere over the Atlantic in the early days of the millennium, we had to share it.

Destroying a couple of parfaits, presumably.

Destroying a couple of parfaits, presumably.

The Voidz new album “Tyranny” comes out on September 23 of this year – more info here: http://juliancasablancas.com/

Albert Hammond Jr’s third album, “AHJ,” is AMAZING. You should buy it RIGHT NOW. You can find it on the @CultRecords site here: http://store.cultrecords.com/products/ahj-1

Keep it up, fellas! You rule.  #CPI

Mary Elizabeth Winstead is Pounding a Sprinkly Donut with a Sweet Shrug!

She’s got the skills and she’s got the presence, and she pulls it off with a “who, me?” cuteness. She stars in “Kill The Messenger” with Jeremy Renner in October – you know we’re going to be the first in line for tickets! Keep on Pounding It, Mary Elizabeth!

Love the nails, Liz!

Love the nails, Liz!

Forget about Planking and Twerking, Charlize Theron and Ryan Gosling are introducing #ShadesPounding!

Hot enough for ya? Well prepare for the old mercury to bump up a few more degrees as Mr. Gosling and Ms. Theron give a couple of ice cream bars a good Pounding! Charlize has “Mad Max – Fury Road” coming up soon, and Ryan has a film with Terrence Malick coming up, as of yet untitled – 2015 is going to be a hell of a year in film!

She is really something else altogether.  Cool Berry!

She is really something else altogether. Cool Berry!

Finest actor of his generation?  Very possible!  Now who else wants ice cream?

Finest actor of his generation? Very possible! Now who else wants ice cream?

Keep it real and stay cool, Pounders! #CPI