Har Mar Superstar is the Man. No two ways about it. Very possibly the greatest performer of all time. He gives his listeners everything he has every single time he steps to the microphone. His new album, “Bye Bye 17,” is coming out on April 23, and after listening to a few tracks on his site (www.harmarsuperstar.com), we at the CPI offices are hooked. If “Prisoner” isn’t the Song of the Summer 2014, there is no hope for any of us.
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With that bit of business out of the way, here is Har Mar Superstar Pounding It. Enjoy.
Thank you to Funny or Die for this pic!
Some of you clowns are probably thinking, “Can’t Celebrities Pounding It afford a copy editor? That’s Prince Harry, not Prince Henry.” Well first of all, no, we can’t afford a copy editor. Second, this dashing gent is most definitely Prince Henry, and Prince Henry is full-on Pounding It!
Super Suave Soup Slurp!
She is the embodiment of elegance, and an example to all of how beautiful Pounding It can be. We miss you, Dame Elizabeth! Keep on Pounding, don’t get any on ya, and GO HAWKS!
Back when a good old fashioned Pounding was a casual and cool affair, not meant to be splashed all over the interwebs. Rock on, buddy!
Donut or Bagel?
If you don’t think Will Ferrell is the MAN, then there is no hope for you. Here he is, taking over Pounding Duty from Ryan Dempster, who unfortunately didn’t have the stuff to close on that gigantic, delicious slice of Chicago’s Finest.
Better than a belly full of white dogshit, that’s for sure! Thanks to PRESSWIRE, and GO CUBS!
Oh, to be a bananafeeder to the Great Khali! It’s not about glory, it’s about making a difference.
Look out for the mushy brown spots, oh great one!
Looks like the Gener is giving us the ol’ “Okie-Dokie” on this Pounding. That’s one big-ass burger, so we’re going to monitor his progress throughout.
Tuck up those purple shirtsleeves, ya fuckin’ hippie!